Wilbur says: I’m a bit fed up with foster mum today 
She gave us our lunch, then left us to amuse ourselves while she swept the floor. Usually I like to hang onto the broom while she sweeps, it’s such fun, but today I had a little wander round looking for something different to do.
I found an opened box of kitten food pouches in the corner (I wasn’t supposed to be there, but foster mum hadn’t bolted the door and I’m getting quite good at opening it with my paw!).
I chose which flavour I wanted and pulled one out of the box with my teeth. Unfortunately, my brother and sisters noticed and decided they wanted it too!!! I gripped it tight in my mouth and started running, mustering up the biggest growls I could to try and warn them off!! Well, all the commotion meant foster mum soon realised what had happened, and she took it off me!!!
She said that “crime doesn’t pay”, and that “I must have hollow legs!” Well, if that’s true, I definately deserved extra food because my legs are MUCH longer than everyone else’s!! 
